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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which
makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you
tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo
factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to
rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this
for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up
that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor
and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge
bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a
little piece of fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and
began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's

The Personnel Manager burst into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulled
himself together and approached Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he said to her, barely able to keep
a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the
instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles
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biggrin.gif LOL biggrin.gif
post #3 of 8
OMG...I can just see it..
post #4 of 8
That's funny!
post #5 of 8
i bet Lena was a blonde
post #6 of 8
spam reported
post #7 of 8
Got him on another post
post #8 of 8
Kinda looks like rich was here with the hiccups!
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