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Let's Offend Everyone (Adult)

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***Warning....... Not Politically Correct .......Warning***



Q What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their "mentally challenged"
baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm
shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star
Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future
either.

Q. What do you call a Southern farmer with a sheep
under each arm?
A. A pimp.

Q. Why do Driver Education classes in southern schools
use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class
uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo
and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on
the front of the cage along with a recipe.

Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to
say the F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell
' BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern
fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a
time...' and a southern fairytal e begins, 'Y'all
ain't gonna believe this sh!t.


Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim
are already in the United States.
post #2 of 8
What no Hungarian/Gypsy joke? I'm offended! ;{)
post #3 of 8
Ya, what Richtee said. LOL
Andy.
post #4 of 8
Give my sheep back!!PDT_Armataz_01_36.gif
post #5 of 8
That's funny!
post #6 of 8
Thats any oldy but a goody...............Funny.......
post #7 of 8
I'd be offended if they weren't funny. Glad to see you titled it right.
post #8 of 8
That is freaking hoe-larry- iss.... If you would get offended your probably too sensative, and have no Humor..biggrin.gif
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