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Bubba Gonna Sue

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Southern Law

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?'

'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer.

'And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?'

'Sure is, Bubba'

'And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?'


'And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?'

'That's right,' said the lawyer. 'But why are you asking?'

'Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I su e Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?'
post #2 of 5
No need to sue. He thank them for making those chicks.........uh........pretty
post #3 of 5
Get the right lawyer and I'll bet it's possible!
post #4 of 5
Thats a good one..............
post #5 of 5
Went home a 1 with a ten and woke up at 10 with a one !!!
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