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*Pregnant **Turkey** Story*
> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
> Traditional feast.
> Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
> She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
> Removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into
> The turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
> She then placed the bird(S) back in the oven
> When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
> Oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon
> Hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
> "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
> Horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
> It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
post #2 of 6
SPEW ALERT SPEW ALERT........darn you allen

funny as heck


post #3 of 6
Your sister was old enough to go the store by herself, but she fell for that?

I hope you don't let her play with sharp objects. :)

That's a funny story.
post #4 of 6
Now, that right there is funny... PDT_Armataz_01_34.gifPDT_Armataz_01_34.gif

Did your sister ever procreate? PDT_Armataz_01_23.gifPDT_Armataz_01_12.gif
post #5 of 6
That was good!
post #6 of 6
LOL! That's a good one!
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