... of seals !

squeezy

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• Nov 2, 2007

• #1

A baby seal walks into a bar.
"What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.

 

allen

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• Nov 2, 2007

• #2

Good one Squeezy, good one

 

richtee

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• Nov 2, 2007

• #3

hehehe...yeah, stuff gives me a headache too!

 

smokin for life

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• Nov 2, 2007

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That one brought a smile >> :)

 

starsfaninco

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• Nov 2, 2007

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Of US NAVY SEALS...

When I was stationed in Little Creek, VA, we did SSDF training with SEAL Team 8. I became friends with a couple of them and witnessed this exchange in a bar. Drunk Marine: "only thing SEALS are good for is balancing balls on their nose", SEAL : "Want me to demonstrate with one of yours??" I still laugh at that.

On a side note, I later read that same exchange in a Tom Clancy book, I wonder if Tom had SEAL consultants...

 

dionysus

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• Nov 2, 2007

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Good one Squeezy. More topical back East than here in the West, but still funny.

 

richoso1

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Good one Squeezy, I like a sense of humor, much needed nowadays.

 

wilson

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• Nov 2, 2007

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That's just so wrong......................But so, so Funny!
Thanks I need a good laugh today.

 

dionysus

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• Nov 2, 2007

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Here's another one for you Wilson .....

Q. What is the Indian word for "lousy hunter?"

A. Vegetarian.

 

deejaydebi

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• Nov 2, 2007

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Those are all good one Boys!