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I'm Doing A Public Service

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As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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Thank you, I will never drink water againPDT_Armataz_01_32.gif
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And a Saint you are - Saint Blackhawk19 doer of good and sayer of wisdom - Pass the alcohol
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And wasn't it good ol' Ben Franklin that said that "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"? icon_mrgreen.gif
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And MADD and the legislature do-gooders who seem to think they can over-rule God.
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