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A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to
the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking
down the street and Says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting

me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical

care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank
you for having such a beautiful country here in America !" The
person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he
sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the
wonderful America !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from
Middle East I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an
She says, "No, I am from Africa !"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says...

"Probably at work."
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owwww. That hurt.
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The truth always Hurts PDT_Armataz_01_22.gif
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