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I just couldn't pass this one up. I had to share it with my SMF pals......

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says,
Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife is lying in bed and replies, "I think you'll find that
that's asheep, you idiot".

The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you.icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif