O.K. Paul, u put this in the joke section so are u kidding or serious?
Can u smoke the worlds perfect can meat??? why not, wrap in a little bacon and apply some rub u might have something there........lol
A SPAM FATTIE???
You have to put SPAM in the jokes section. You can't catagorize it as any specific meat. Maybe poultry, it does have chicken lips in it. Or maybe pork. I'm pretty sure there is pig somewhere in the jelly. LOL