I was wondering ... when you do these competitions you have to pay to get in, then buy all the food and cook it and then you give it to the judges. Do you get yo keep some food to? I don't think I could smell all that food smoking all day and not eat any of it.
hmmmm I got it! You bring the general up here and I'll give you a big fancy ribbon if you cook for me ... what do you think? gayrunteed winner!