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Ghost Rider
A passenger in the backseat of a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question; he tapped him on the shoulder.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a moment, everything was silent in the cab. Then the still shaking driver said, “I’m sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.â€

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn’t realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry. It’s entirely my fault. You see, today is my first day driving a cab. For the past 25 years, I’ve been driving a hearse.â€