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post #1 of 7
Thread Starter 

Below are my favorite dad jokes:

 

1) What is the best time to see a dentist?

2) What did the buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

3) What did the 79 year old pirate say on his next birthday?

4) How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laught?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answers

1) 2:30

2) Bison

3) Hi matie

4) Ten, tentacles

 

 

Any dad jokes you can share?

 

Thanks in advance for your reply

post #2 of 7
Not really joke, but fun to play with kids who already know how to count..and understand it's only a joke:

Ask them how many fingers they have. They'll say 10. And you say really?

Then let them count their fingers, 1 hand 1-2-3-4-5 next 6-7-8-9-10.

Then count yours and go 1-2-3-4-5, then ask right? They'll agree.

Then point to the finger they said was 10 and ask : you said this one was 10? They'll agree.

Then count 10-9-8-7-6 and ask what are 5 + 6? Answer: 11.
post #3 of 7
Thread Starter 

How do you make 7 even?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer

take away the "s"

post #4 of 7
Thread Starter 

Medical Jokes

 

1) Did you know there is a cure for Swine & Bird Flu?

 

2) What do you call it when you can not go pee?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answers

 

1) Ointment and treatment

 

2) Urine trouble

post #5 of 7

My Favorite Silly Dad jokes

 

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neak up on it

 

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

The Tame way, you neak up on it.

post #6 of 7
Thread Starter 

1) Why can 2 Vegan not be mad at each other?

 

2) What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?

 

 

 

 

 

Answers

 

1) They would not have a beef together

 

2) You can tune a guitar but you can not tune a fish

post #7 of 7

Why did God give Marines one more brain cell than a horse?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So they wouldn't poop during a parade.

 

 

 

So says the Army guy...lol

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