Bear, that joke shows what kind of selective memory I have. My eldest sister back in the 60s saw Buddy Hackett on the Tonight Show and the next morning she told us the joke. For some reason it always stuck in my head.
Radial or table saw? That let's me out. I do have a hand crosscut saw, though. I think I'll stick to buying pellets from Todd. It's both safer for me and the saw.