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Man/Woman conversation
 
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
 
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
 
Man:
Usually about 3
 
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
 
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
 
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
 
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
 
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 ...correct?
 
Man: Correct
 
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
 
Man: Correct
 
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
 
Man: Do you drink beer?
 
Woman: No
 
 
Man: Where's your Ferrari?
 
 
 
 
post #2 of 7
Hahaha nice👍
post #3 of 7

OUCH!  That is officially the funniest thing I've heard in a while.  icon14.gif

post #4 of 7

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Edited by Black - 10/16/13 at 6:20pm
post #5 of 7

His decisions make perfect sense to me. I would not give up beer for 20 years just to get a Ferrari at the end...seriously.

post #6 of 7

Thats great, lol

post #7 of 7

That gave me a much needed smile!biggrin.gif

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