A ”GOOD?” SENIOR MOMENT

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rabbithutch

Master of the Pit
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When I was ready to check out and pay for my
groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note so I could complain to our
congressman about this Homeland Security crap running
amok, I did just as he had instructed.

After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally
subsided, I found out that he was referring to how I
should position my credit card.

Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions a little clearer for us seniors.
 
Buddy, you would fit right in at Walmart.

Good luck and good smoking.
A joke; I'm told a true story....

   An older man hired to be a Walmart greeter seem to have trouble getting to work on time each morning.

After the third day showing up late for work he was told to report to the managers office.

The manager asked him if he had trouble getting to work on time at his last job.

The old man replied "yes I did as a matter of fact"

Manager: "and what did they say when you showed up late there?

Old man: " do you want your coffee, Admiral?
 
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