> SHAVE & HAIRCUT
> An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he
> tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks
> are wrinkled from age.
> ... The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and
> tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
> When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest
> shave he's had in years.
> But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed
> that little ball.
> The barber replied:"Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".