A couple had
been married for 50 years.
sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife
fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast
'I know,' the
old man said.
probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years
snickered. 'Let's relive some old
Where upon, the
two stripped to the buff and sat down at the
honey,' the little old lady breathlessly
'My nipples are
as hot for you today as they were fifty years
'I wouldn't be
surprised,' replied Gramps.
'One's in your
coffee and the other is in your