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The year is 2016 and the  United States has just elected the first woman
president who  happens to be from Wisconsin .  
A few days after the  election the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her  father and says,
"So, Dad, I assume you  will be coming to my inauguration?"

"I  don’t think so.  It’s an 18 hour  drive."
"Don’t worry about it Dad,  I’ll send Air Force One.  And a limousine
will  pick you up at your door."

"I don’t know.   Everybody will be so fancy.  What would your mother  wear?"

"Oh Dad," replies Susan, "I’ll make sure she  has a wonderful gown
custom-made  by the best designer in Washington .."

"Honey," Dad  complains, "you know I can’t eat those rich foods you  eat."

The President-to-be responds, "Don’t worry  Dad.  The entire affair
will  be handled by the best caterer in Washington , I’ll ensure  your
meals  are salt free.  You and mom just have to be  there."

So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January  20, 2017, Susan is being
sworn  in as President of the United States .  In the front row  sits
the  new president’s Dad and Mom.  
Dad, noticing the senator  sitting next  to him, leans over and whispers,
"You see that woman over  there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States  ?"

The Senator whispers back, "You bet I  do."

Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football  with the "SEATTLE SEAHAWKS."
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