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Robotic Lie Detector

post #1 of 8
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A man buys a robot with a built-in lie detector which slaps people when they lie.

 

When it arrives at his door, he un-packs it, preps it per the instructions and decides to test it out at the dinner table.

 

He asks his son: where were you during school hours today?

 

His son replies: at school.

 

The robot slaps his son.

 

OK, I was at the movies!

 

His father, now very interested and intrigued by his new "toy", asks: which one?

 

His son replies: Toy Story.

 

Smack, goes the robot again.

 

OK, OK, it was called a Day with a Porn Star.

 

Dad says: WHAT??? When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was.

 

The robot slaps Dad.

 

Meanwhile, Mom is getting into these new devopments and blurts out: HA-HA!!! After all, he is your son!

 

The robot slaps Mom.

 

post #2 of 8

LOL----That's a beauty!

 

Bear

post #3 of 8

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post #4 of 8

Gotta laugh at that one!!!

post #5 of 8

Priceless!!!!  Mind if I pass that one along?!?!

 

Larry

post #6 of 8
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Originally Posted by LMcI View Post

Priceless!!!!  Mind if I pass that one along?!?!

 

Larry



By all means, feel free, Larry. My wife and I about lost our cookies reading this one!

 

Eric

 

 

post #7 of 8

Good one - gonna tell it later

post #8 of 8

Ouch..... LOL..... good one!

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