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  1. monstah

    Snowing HARD in New Hampshah!

    Well, the snow just started about 15 minutes ago and it's coming down at quite a clip. We're forecast for about an inch per hour for the next 10 hours. Gonna' be a long, cold day here! Anyone else getting snowed in yet? BE SAFE EVERYONE! Drive Slow! Oh yeah, and all you "Floridians"... I...
  2. monstah

    Christmas Dinner

    A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli...
  3. monstah

    My First Fatties - Q-View!

    Howdy folks. Well, last weekend I did my first fatties, and you were all right on the money. Ridiculously delicious! They will definitely be included in all my future smokes! I didn't have a chance to take any pics of the ones I made last weekend, but this past Sunday I made some for the family...
  4. monstah

    Tight Leather Skirt

    In a crowded city, a woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus...
  5. monstah

    Alton's doing spices tonight...

    11pm - Good Eats - Food Network Episode Detail: Spice Capades Alton Brown cooks with spices. Included: selection and storage; grinding tools. Also: spice origins
  6. monstah

    More good news...

    The cast comes off tomorrow! I get my left hand back! Woohoo!
  7. monstah

    Sox and Snow...

    Just a couple random things I wanted to share with my SMF family. The 2007 Red Sox World Series Trophy was on display here on Saturday and I just had to go pay my respects! Only problem was the cold... the wind was blowing at 30-40 mph, making the temp (with wind chill) just over 0 degrees. It...
  8. monstah

    Gas Football (PG-13)

    An old married couple had no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After...
  9. monstah

    Seen today in Manchester, NH...

    One of my co-workers saw this parked near my work and snapped some shots. It's political, but I thought it would be great to convert to a BBQ-mobile!
  10. monstah

    Mr. Sprigg's BBQ

    This is too funny.. "Meat falls off the boooone!"
  11. monstah

    (Late) T-Day Q-View

    (DISCLAIMER: Camera phone pics - not the best quality!) Hi All... Sorry for the delay with my Turkey Day report... it's been a busy week! I took a big risk and smoked my first turkey on the big day. 13 pounds of yummy goodness. Brined for about 12 hours with salt & sugar (of course), some...
  12. monstah

    Question on Turkey Smoking...

    Hi All, First, I'd like to wish everyone at SMF, and your families, a very happy and prosperous Thanksgiving! I, for one, am so thankful to have found a group of people so warm and welcoming, and willing to share so much wonderful information to newbs such as myself. You are all now my second...
  13. monstah

    NO WAY!!! Smoker Sim...

    I just stumbled across a thing of beauty! An online smoker simulation! Pretty cool, check it out: http://www.bbqsearch.com/game/index.html It's actually kinda fun! I know what I'm doing when I'm not actually smoking or checking out other people's Q-view! On Edit: YOU CAN EVEN DRINK BEER AND...
  14. monstah

    Great BBQ Joint Review Site...

    I've been visting this site for a while: http://www.pigtrip.net Great reviews, mostly for NY and New England joints. Excellent Q-View too, he takes pictures of all the meals he reviews. The owner, Gary, and I have been e-mailing back and forth for a little while, and he is a true BBQ fanatic...
  15. monstah

    My Smoking-Related Injury

    Well, I sure did it now. Last week I was carrying my MES up my basement stairs, to smoke my first butts for pulled pork. I didn't properly negotiate the distance between my hand and the bulkhead, and smashed my left hand into the door jam. Broken knuckle on my pinky finger (the knuckle closest...
  16. monstah

    Funny Thanksgiving Pics (PG-13)

  17. monstah

    Hickory smoke as an aphrodisiac???

    After a long day of smoking yesterday, my girlfriend gave me a hug and took a big whiff... She said "Mmmm, you smell like smoke" then she purred like a kitten... I won't go into more details, but I discovered smoking has more value-added benefits than I thought!
  18. monstah

    My First Pork Butts! w/Q-View!

    Did my first 2 pork butts this weekend... It was a much shorter smoke than I had expected, after reading some of the threads here. Threw the butts in at 11:30ish, each with a different rub (one with Jeff's rub and the other with another recipe). The smaller one finished up around 8 and the...
  19. monstah

    Holy Hotness! Thanks Richtee!!!

    Got a chance to try Richtee's "Smitty's 6-15 ground hot pepper mix" this week. He says it's called 6-15, because after 6 beers and 15 minutes, you can breathe again! BOY, WAS HE RIGHT!!! I'm not a fan of the hot stuff, but I had to try just the tiniest amount on the end of my finger, and my...
  20. monstah

    Peppers in the News

    Hot New Pain Treatment: Chili Peppers Fiery Ingredient Dripped Into Wounds WASHINGTON -- Biting the bullet could soon be replaced with something more edible. Scientists are testing the chemical that gives chili peppers their fire to see if it can ease the pain of surgery. Doctors are...
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