When I'm 100, If I Lean A Little, Let Me!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by tndawg, Nov 30, 2009.

  1. The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the

    activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't

    speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.



    After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the

    right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and

    stuffed pillows on her right..



    A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the

    family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.



    Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her,

    and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.



    A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma,

    you're Looking good! How are they treating

    you?"



    Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the

    nephew.......



    "They won't let me fart..."
     
  2. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ROFL... good one!
     

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