weekly joke 12/13/05

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by larry maddock, Dec 13, 2005.

  1. larry maddock

    larry maddock Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    yo friends,

    Last Laugh

    A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.

    While giving her luggage to the agent she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

    The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."

    "Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that... because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"
     
  2. larry maddock

    larry maddock Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Daily Thoughts

    What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
    --Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

    Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart.
    --Pablo Casals

    You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.
    --Naguib Mahfouz
     

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