Warning: Health Alert

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walking dude, Mar 19, 2008.

  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    HEALTH ALERT There is a dangerous virus being passed around
    electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called
    Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

    If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
    else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
    private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, go
    to the nearest grocery store.
    Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract
    (WINE) or

    Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

    Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
    from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you
    do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
    controlling your life. Also retiring cures this virus unless you have a
    wife(or husband!) with a chore list
  2. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol- I love being a professional house husband at this time.
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats good![​IMG]
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny.........good one..............
  5. So very true...very true [​IMG]

    I am infected and nowhere close to retirement...[​IMG]

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