Three Things to Think About

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Oct 4, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    THREE THINGS TO THINK about:
    1. COWS,
    2. THE CONSTITUTION and
    3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

    COWS
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
    track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
    where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves
    to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
    wandering around our country.
    Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

    THE CONSTITUTION
    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
    just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
    worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

    TEN COMMANDMENTS
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
    courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", "Thou Shalt Not
    Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,
    judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!
     
  2. smoke_it_up

    smoke_it_up Smoke Blower

    what a very great point. thats why this country is going to shilt. nothing personal to anyone offended but really, think about it. can they really track a three yr old cow lol
     
  3. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yes they can, do a google on cattle tracking
     
  4. smoke_it_up

    smoke_it_up Smoke Blower

    hmmmmmmmm if there was only a way to get these illeagal alians some of those collers
     
  5. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I like the way you put things into perspective Blackhawk.
     
  6. kew_el_steve

    kew_el_steve Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    10-4 on 10/4...get it??? I'm getting really tired of seeing the ambulance-chaser lawyer ads on TV. Not only does it get old, but they play the same thing twice in a row. The TV stations that run it a guilty too.
     

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