The Genie and the Texdan (It's only a Joke)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Jan 6, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Three men -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working
    together one day.

    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

    "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total," says the
    Genie.

    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land
    to be forever fertile in Canada .."

    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
    fertile for farming.

    Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine ,
    Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our
    precious land."

    POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around
    those countries.

    The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and
    completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually
    impenetrable."



    The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."
     
  2. sisco

    sisco Smoke Blower

    And stock it with bass!
     
  3. chris_harper

    chris_harper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Now that is a good one!
     
  4. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    heh...just what they need... Oil oil everywhere and not a drop to drink.
     
  5. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    10-4 Good one!!!!!
     
  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one.

    Kookie
     
  7. brianj517

    brianj517 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Dang it, brother!!...I just shot my last swallow of HOT coffee through my nose!!![​IMG]
     

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