The Blind Cowboy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cowgirl, Mar 7, 2008.

  1. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Sorry if this has been posted before.....

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before
    you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tel l that joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
    'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny![​IMG]
  3. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one Cowgirl!
  4. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL that was Great
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol thats old cowboy.......

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