Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Jun 7, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Can't beat Texas when it comes to technological advances

    After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

    Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
    California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read:

    'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'

    One week later, the "CowChip", a local newspaper in Texas, reported the following:

    'After digging as deep as 30 yards in peanut fields near Tarrant County, Billy Bob Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Billy Bob has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had already gone wireless.
  2. john dice

    john dice Smoke Blower

    Hahahaha, good one! I need to start remembering some of these jokes to share with my friends.
  3. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

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