Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gobbledot, Jun 23, 2008.

  1. gobbledot

    gobbledot Meat Mopper

    A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly
    admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor
    prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a ****** pill every four hours. The nurse, who was rather
    astounded, asked, 'What good will ****** do for him, Doctor'? The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets
    off his legs.' [​IMG]

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