Irish Drinking Buddies...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by the iceman, Jun 20, 2009.

  1. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend.

    And as fate would have it, Shawn would be the first to pass. Pat, hearing of his friend's passing, came to visit his dear friend one last time.

    "Shawn," said Pat, "Can you hear me boyo?"

    Faintly, Shawn replied, "Aye, Paddy, I can."

    Bashfully, Pat started, "Do you remember our pact, Shawn?"

    "Yes, I do Patty," Shawn strained.

    "And, you'll also remember that I was to pour the contents of a fine, old bottle of whiskey o'er your grave, which we have been saving for, going on 30 years now?" said Pat.

    "Aye Patty, I do," whispered Shawn.

    "It's a very old bottle now, you know," urged Pat.

    "And what are you gettin' at Pat?" asked Shawn, briskly.

    "Well Shawn, when I pour the whiskey over your grave, would ya mind if I filter it through me kidneys first?"
  2. alx

    alx Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I believe that was written about my Grandfather and Grand Uncle

    Miss the old days.

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