Important !!! From the CDC !!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by 1894, Jul 4, 2008.

  1. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

    This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

    If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.
    If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
     
  2. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    LOLOLOL............Phil..........good one.........lmao
     
  3. bhille42

    bhille42 Meat Mopper

    Whoa! That sounds terrible. I'm definitly stocking up on the BEER and staying away from that WORK stuff! Sounds awful!
     
  4. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Was helpin out a friend today and 2: pm came around and he said we were done here for the day and we had to go to another location and help out there a bit as a favor . Kinda confused , I said OK let's go .
    Turned out the other job site was his parents anual 4th party and there was Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). and Food [​IMG] Saw this on another forum , and had to share [​IMG]
     

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