I'm Doing A Public Service

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Oct 2, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
     
  2. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Thank you, I will never drink water again[​IMG]
     
  3. pigcicles

    pigcicles Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    And a Saint you are - Saint Blackhawk19 doer of good and sayer of wisdom - Pass the alcohol
     
  4. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    And wasn't it good ol' Ben Franklin that said that "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"? [​IMG]
     
  5. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    And MADD and the legislature do-gooders who seem to think they can over-rule God.
     

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