How to Get a Close Shave

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Jan 14, 2012.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    > An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he
    > tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks
    > are wrinkled from age.
    > ... The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and
    > tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
    > When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest
    > shave he's had in years.
    > But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed
    > that little ball.
    > The barber replied:"Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".

  2. africanmeat

    africanmeat Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  3. oldschoolbbq

    oldschoolbbq Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Uh, I don't need a shave that bad, thank you...

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