This may not be the best place for this, but right now I'm desperate and hope that maybe someone has come across this before and can help. I went and got some chinese take-out for lunch. When I got back to the office I took one bite and it tasted super salty. Like they'd dumped a whole 5 pound bag of salt in. Maybe they confused salt and sugar, I dunno, whatever the case it wasn't good at all. I took one more bite to make sure it just wasn't that piece and then had to throw the whole thing away. Totally nasty. Now it's almost an hour later and I still can't get that salty taste outta my mouth. It's so bad it's making my stomach hurt, I feel like throwing up. I've tried everything, sugar, water, soda, coffee... to get that taste outta my mouth but it comes back. I wish I had some japs to chew on or something! Anyone have any ideas on what I can do to get rid of this taste?