> > A curious fellow died one day and found himself
> waiting in the long line
> > of judgment.
> >
> > As he stood there he noticed that some souls were
> allowed to march right
> > through the pearly gates into Heaven.
> >
> > Others,though, were led over to Satan, who threw them
> into the burning
> > fire. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor
> soul into the fire,
> > Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small
> pile.
> >
> > After watching Satan do this several times, the
> fellow's curiosity got the
> > best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what
> he was doing.
> >
> > "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said.
> "I'm waiting in line for
> > Judgment, but I couldn't help wondering. Why are
> you tossing those people
> > aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell
> with the others?"
> >
> > "Oh,those," Satan groaned.
> > "They're all from IOWA. They're still too
> wet to burn."
> waiting in the long line
> > of judgment.
> >
> > As he stood there he noticed that some souls were
> allowed to march right
> > through the pearly gates into Heaven.
> >
> > Others,though, were led over to Satan, who threw them
> into the burning
> > fire. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor
> soul into the fire,
> > Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small
> pile.
> >
> > After watching Satan do this several times, the
> fellow's curiosity got the
> > best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what
> he was doing.
> >
> > "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said.
> "I'm waiting in line for
> > Judgment, but I couldn't help wondering. Why are
> you tossing those people
> > aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell
> with the others?"
> >
> > "Oh,those," Satan groaned.
> > "They're all from IOWA. They're still too
> wet to burn."