Discussion in 'Jokes' started by allen, Jul 2, 2008.

  1. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for years.

    He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
    Courts, and some orange trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore.

    One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to bring
    Back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
    He came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
    Pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked."

    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old men can still think fast.
  2. supervman

    supervman Smoking Fanatic

    I didn't see this was under jokes.
    I thought it was crumpled foil to clean your grill, etc.


    I've got a BUNCH of friends who are in their 70's and 80's, yeah, kind of weird but I'm gonna tell em this one next time I see em!
  3. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    coulda SWORE i posted this ealier...........but still a good one


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