Choosing A Wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, Apr 28, 2009.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Choosing A Wife,

    A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

    The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new makeup and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much...

    The man was impressed.


    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

    Again, the man is impressed.


    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

    Obviously, the man was impressed


    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.




    Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
     
  2. grothe

    grothe Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LMAO...good one!!!
     
  3. bigbaldbbq

    bigbaldbbq Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

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  4. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    thats what i would have done
     
  5. smokestars

    smokestars Fire Starter SMF Premier Member

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    Thanks that makes you really think.... even when the answer was staring at you all the time...
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    Don
     
  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol good one......lol............
     
  7. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG] sounds right.
     

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