A Blonde Goes On A Diet

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by flagriller, Oct 5, 2007.

  1. flagriller

    flagriller Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

    "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

    When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

    "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

    The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

    "From hunger, you mean?"

    "No, from skipping."
     
  2. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LMAO!!!! Tem poor blondes.
     
  3. flagriller

    flagriller Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Yup and my wife's one of them so I know all this is true![​IMG] And the stories I could tell you, oh my.
     
  4. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Better be careful... she might be a lurker... [​IMG]
     

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