Your age , the chocolate calculator

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Grab a calculator , you will need it


Don't tell me your age; you probably

would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey
Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY
CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.



DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute .

Work this out as you read .

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)




3. Add 5





4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..

If you haven't, add 1758.




6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.





You should have a three digit number











The first digit of this was your original number

(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).






The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND

WHILE IT LASTS.chocolate Calculator
 
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