Your age , the chocolate calculator

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by 1894, May 1, 2009.

  1. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Grab a calculator , you will need it


    Don't tell me your age; you probably

    would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey
    Man will know!
    YOUR AGE BY
    CHOCOLATE MATH

    This is pretty neat.



    DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

    It takes less than a minute .

    Work this out as you read .

    Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

    This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
    have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)



    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)




    3. Add 5





    4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator



    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..

    If you haven't, add 1758.




    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.





    You should have a three digit number











    The first digit of this was your original number

    (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).






    The next two numbers are



    YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND

    WHILE IT LASTS.chocolate Calculator
     
  2. werdwolf

    werdwolf Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OK, This is to weird!

    But I just had to forward it on to my family!
     
  3. jspryor

    jspryor Fire Starter

    It's not weird...it's MATH.

    cheers.
     
  4. the dude abides

    the dude abides Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Math is weird
     

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