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oc-ken

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Feb 12, 2008
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US Troops in Afghanistan still have a sense of humor. . .


1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You've felt the urge to "rub one off" after seeing a woman's exposed ankle.

9. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

10. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
 
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Good one!!!

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sorry guys I did not know this joke was already posted awhile back. i tried to delete this but do not know how
 
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