You might be Taliban if.............. top 10

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oc-ken, Feb 23, 2008.

  1. oc-ken

    oc-ken Fire Starter

    US Troops in Afghanistan still have a sense of humor. . .

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You've felt the urge to "rub one off" after seeing a woman's exposed ankle.

    9. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    10. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
  2. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    [​IMG] Good one!!!

  3. oc-ken

    oc-ken Fire Starter

    sorry guys I did not know this joke was already posted awhile back. i tried to delete this but do not know how
  4. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    Dont Sweat the small stuff, it is still a good one..
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hey, no problem! If that is the worst boo-boo you make, your still way ahead![​IMG] It's still good!
  6. bertjo44

    bertjo44 Smoking Fanatic

    I am new and hadn't seen it so I am glad you posted it. Funny.

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