yhe lone ranger ,,rated pg13

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  1. panhead

    panhead Smoke Blower

    The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian warparty.
    The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone
    Ranger.

    In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three
    days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.

    What is your first request?"
    The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

    Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
    whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

    Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman
    on his back.

    As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the
    Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

    The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
    "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill
    you in two days. What is your second request?"

    The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is
    brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As
    before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
    horizon.

    Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
    returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than
    the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the
    night.

    The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
    "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you
    tomorrow. What is your last request."

    The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,
    alone."
    The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to
    the Lone Ranger's tent.

    Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
    looks him square in the eye and says,
    "Listen carefully, for the last time, I said "BRING POSSE."
     
  2. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Some times those crow bait hay burners can't do nothing right! I wish my three had Silvers hearing problem. Terry
     
  3. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny [​IMG]
     

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