Would like to work

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jul 21, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
    counter and says,

    "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

    The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
    just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
    and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive her
    around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
    the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
    her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
    You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting
    salary is $200,000 a year."

    The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull****ting me!"

    The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
  2. chris_harper

    chris_harper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    that was a good one. i have been printing these jokes and taking them to work.
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Good one! [​IMG]
  4. brennan

    brennan Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I was expecting that to have something to do with Paris Hilton and the guy saying "no sorry, I'll pass"
  5. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    now thats funny

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