Worms

[linescum]

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put
into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put
into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into
a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into
a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon,
the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol -
Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke -
Dead .


Third worm in chocolate syrup -
Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil -
Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?


Maxine was sitting in the back,
quickly raised her hand and said,



"As long as you drink,
smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms

 

[linescum]

Garfield on the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage
here
in our country.
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical .
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Our OIL is located in
~~~
ALASKA
~~~
California
~~~
Coastal Florida
~~~
Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
~~~
Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington ,DC !!!

Any Questions ???

 

[deejaydebi]

Good ones!