Words men should be hearing!
- Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
- Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your friends?
- That was a GREAT fart! Do another!
- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
- You're so sexy when you're hungover.
- I'd rather watch football and drink deer with you than go shopping.
- Let's subscribe to Hustler.
- Say honey, lets go to the mall so you can check out the girls' butts.
- I'll be outside painting the house
- I love it when you play golf on Sunday. I just wish you had time to play it
on Saturday too.
- Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come out and
see.
- I know it's alot tighter back there, but please try again.
- Oh no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
- Do me a favor and skip the stupid Valentines card. Go out and buy your-
self some new clubs.
- I understand fully. Our annivrsary is only once a year. You go ahead and
go hunting with the guys. It's a great stress reliever.
- Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire and
get that handicap down to a 7.
- I signed up for yoga and stretching classes so that I can get my ankles
behind my head just for you.
- Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
- Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your friends?
- That was a GREAT fart! Do another!
- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
- You're so sexy when you're hungover.
- I'd rather watch football and drink deer with you than go shopping.
- Let's subscribe to Hustler.
- Say honey, lets go to the mall so you can check out the girls' butts.
- I'll be outside painting the house
- I love it when you play golf on Sunday. I just wish you had time to play it
on Saturday too.
- Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come out and
see.
- I know it's alot tighter back there, but please try again.
- Oh no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
- Do me a favor and skip the stupid Valentines card. Go out and buy your-
self some new clubs.
- I understand fully. Our annivrsary is only once a year. You go ahead and
go hunting with the guys. It's a great stress reliever.
- Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire and
get that handicap down to a 7.
- I signed up for yoga and stretching classes so that I can get my ankles
behind my head just for you.
