Words A Good Wife Should Say (PG-16)

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Master of the Pit
Original poster
OTBS Member
Feb 7, 2007
Brighton, MI
Words men should be hearing!

- Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

- Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your friends?

- That was a GREAT fart! Do another!

- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

- You're so sexy when you're hungover.

- I'd rather watch football and drink deer with you than go shopping.

- Let's subscribe to Hustler.

- Say honey, lets go to the mall so you can check out the girls' butts.

- I'll be outside painting the house

- I love it when you play golf on Sunday. I just wish you had time to play it
on Saturday too.

- Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come out and

- I know it's alot tighter back there, but please try again.

- Oh no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

- Do me a favor and skip the stupid Valentines card. Go out and buy your-
self some new clubs.

- I understand fully. Our annivrsary is only once a year. You go ahead and
go hunting with the guys. It's a great stress reliever.

- Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire and
get that handicap down to a 7.

- I signed up for yoga and stretching classes so that I can get my ankles
behind my head just for you.
Hope ya have the dog house fully furnished, and lot of paper towels to clean up the mess when the Chit hits the fan....
I made a copy of all of these rules and printed them out and taped them to our headbord. My wife tells me her attorney will use this as evidence..... I am going with the thought that these are not rules;..... just suggestions....
A "Good lawyer" , Gypsy, thats an oxiymoron, or is it, I'm a moron? I thinks its, "time to hit the hay" nite y'all.
Just like a woman... never satisfied.
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