wine/beer vs. water

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walking dude

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't.


As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.



In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
 
lol ....d88de , I'll drink to that
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LOL!!! After reading that I know a bunch of people who are full of ****. I guess that makes my wife smart and me free. What a pair. That reminds me I need to pick up a bunch of freedom for this weekend.
 
Walking Dude, 14 million winos can't be wrong...
 
another quote from a man, prob. so few of you know..........

W.C. Fields would say bout drinking water..........fish FORNICATE in water.......tho not in QUITE those same words..........LOL
 
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