wine/beer vs. water

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walking dude, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't.

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
  2. t-bone tim

    t-bone tim Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol ....d88de , I'll drink to that [​IMG]
  3. pduke216

    pduke216 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    LOL!!! After reading that I know a bunch of people who are full of ****. I guess that makes my wife smart and me free. What a pair. That reminds me I need to pick up a bunch of freedom for this weekend.
  4. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Walking Dude, 14 million winos can't be wrong...
  5. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL...good one!
  6. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    another quote from a man, prob. so few of you know..........

    W.C. Fields would say bout drinking FORNICATE in water.......tho not in QUITE those same words..........LOL
  7. striding man

    striding man Smoke Blower SMF Premier Member

    Oh yeh baby! Beer, wine, whiskey (JW Black) it's all good![​IMG]
  8. coldjava

    coldjava Fire Starter

    I'm with Tbone...CHEERS!!!!
  9. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Cheers to freedom..............


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