Where Are All the Americans?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by deejaydebi, Jun 10, 2007.

  1. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.

    He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

    The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

    The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for Having such a beautiful country here in America!"

    The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

    The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America !"

    That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East I am not American!"

    He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

    She says, "No, I am from Africa!"

    Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

    The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."
  2. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


    Take care, have fun, and do good!


  3. bbq bubba

    bbq bubba Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ain't that the truth!![​IMG]
  4. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    So sad but so very true.
  5. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    [​IMG] Good One!
  6. lol.........[​IMG]
  7. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    So true, Americans are now the minority in the U.S.
  8. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LOL Only in America
  9. vulcan75001

    vulcan75001 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member


    "The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control
  10. Ain't that the truth[​IMG]

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