When I Say I'm Broke.......i'm Broke!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [font=&quot]WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE.......I'M BROKE!!!!! [/font]
    [font=&quot]Yesterday, I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a
    well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said
    the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would
    like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
    'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and
    proceeded to close the door.[/font]

    [font=&quot]Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed[/font]
    [font=&quot]wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said.&nb sp; 'Not until you have at least seen[/font]
    [font=&quot]my demonstration.'[/font]
    And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway
    carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
    manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'
    I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a f*****g good appetite,
    because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of BROKE do
    you NOT understand?' [/font]
  2. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Heh-heh-heh...sounds exactly like what I'd do! [​IMG]

    Not a big fan of un-invited guests, myself...[​IMG]

    Thanks for the laugh.............I needed that!

  3. meat hunter

    meat hunter Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    that is funny
  4. tn_bbq

    tn_bbq Smoking Fanatic

    Oldie but a goodie.
  5. Thanks, that was funny. Just what I needed was a good laugh! Keep them coming!![​IMG]

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