When CrewDawg gets to Heavan

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Aug 8, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.

    Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Crewdawg, retired pilot, of Brighton,MI."

    Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom."

    The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.

    Next it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom."

    "Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"

    "Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he flew, people prayed."
     
  2. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Did ya hear about the Army scholar............. Neither did I....
     
  3. flagriller

    flagriller Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    That's good...[​IMG]
     
  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    OOOOOOOOOooooooooo I liked that alot!
     
  5. ba_loko

    ba_loko Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Very nice, Blackhawk. Thank you, again, for your service to this fine country!!! It's the fine men and women of this country, like you, who allow us to have the freedom that we have. My hat is off to you.......we all owe you alot!!
     

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