Water Or Wine

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by earache_my_eye, Apr 22, 2008.

  1. earache_my_eye

    earache_my_eye Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
    in water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
    that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
    the bacteria found in feces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

    Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid,

    than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

    I'm doing it as a public service.
  2. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    thats a good one...................
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member


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