Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Jun 24, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Gerge W. Bush and Dick Cheney are conducting their daily cabinet meeting. The various cabinet members give their reports to the president.

    It comes time for the Sec. of Defense who reports "Mr. President, yesterday two brazilian soldiers were killed in iraq."

    The President is moved and it is apparent that he is disturbed by the report.

    As the sec of Def proceeds with his report, the President asks if hecould repeat his previous statement on the KIA troops.

    Again, the president seems to truely grieve and be stricken by the news.

    Cheney sees that GW is very moved by he report, so Cheney asks if the Sec def should proceed with his report. With that GW turns to Cheney and asks, "Dick, how many is a brazilion?"
  2. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

    The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,.."I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit, please..."

    "And what can I get for you Mr. President?"

    George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink and slight grin (folks might refer to it as a smirk)..... "How about a quickie this morning?"

    "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude of you! You're starting to act just like Bill Clinton".

    As the waitress storms away Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers....."It's pronounced 'quiche'
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    LOL Love em!
  4. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I don't care who you are, that's funny stuff right there...! [​IMG]
  5. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    yep funny stuff alright still laughing

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